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Shuless Joe

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Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

Posted on: May 9, 2008 12:19 pm
Edited on: May 9, 2008 12:37 pm

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May Scoreboard
1. Jellydonut 8
2. thefarnz 6
2. Strictly Butta 6
3. Terry Tate 5
4. WarpedMind 4
5. Smorgie @ the Y 2
6. kmgonz0826 1
6. LUV 2 Q 1
6. JLo2323 1
6. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1- The only place you will EVER see a woman on a scale in public.
#2- Gulliver's career as a private eye turned out to be extremely short-lived.
#3- "Man, that cotton candy is so sticky. I've got the stuff all over me"
#4- As is the Canadian custom, the two exchanged beaver pelts after the match and began praying to the Queen of England.
#5- Coming soon: Martin Lawrence stars in Big Mama at the Olympics.
Reputation: 98
Level: Superstar
Since: Jun 29, 2007
Posted on: May 9, 2008 12:55 pm

Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

1- time for the secret weapon diet- shaving my head!

2- Hit it Here!- I dare you!

3- Happy Mothers Day!! Wait I gotta keep this till Sunday?

 



Reputation: 96
Level: Superstar
Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: May 9, 2008 1:03 pm

Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

  1. Ohhhhh, so close!  If you'd cut off some of that poofy hair, you would've been this week's biggest loser.
  2. Uhhhh, coach, back up on that camera a bit.  The other team might get suspicious.
  3. That's the last time anyone's gonna call me a "graybeard veteran".
  4. "Here's 50 bucks.  Tell Janet to put a fast bet on Team Canada, eh?"
    "Back off, hoser.  Do I look like Rick Tocchet or something?"
  5. Whoa!  Look at the size of that pit.  I guess white men can jump.



Reputation: 96
Level: Superstar
Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: May 9, 2008 1:17 pm

Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

Dang, looks like redoverred beats me to the punch on the hair thing for #1, so I'll add:

#1. "The good news is you lost five kilos.  The bad news is, you'll need to buy smaller bikini tops."

And just to end this week with a preposition:

#3. Now we know where the phrase "we want a pitcher, not a belly itcher" came from.

Y'all have a great weekend!  Go Twins!!



Reputation: 96
Level: Superstar
Since: Nov 20, 2006
Posted on: May 9, 2008 1:22 pm

Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

#2....The Orioles experiment with the Belichek-A-Tron



Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: May 9, 2008 1:59 pm

Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

1)  Heavyweight Mike Tyson may have reached a new low in agreeing to start his "final" comeback attempt by fighting light weight Vicki (seen here in hot pink).  Vicki is convinced she can win by exposing her left ear tantalizingly close to Mike's mouth while she simultaneously exposes his glass chin by giving him a right uppercut to his jaw. 



Reputation: 99
Level: Superstar
Since: Sep 20, 2006
Posted on: May 9, 2008 2:04 pm

Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

#3 - Saving his Cotton candy for later.

#3 - When Bubble gum blowing contests go seriously wrong. No where's that peanut butter...



Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: May 9, 2008 2:16 pm

Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

2)  Pat Gillick (Orioles GM) justifies that it's really no different than leaving the infield grass long for our slow infileders or building a higher fence to keep our weak pitching from yielding homeruns.  Only here, we attempt to upset our opposing Yankee center fielder Johnny Damon with the eyes of his ex-wife Angie Vannice.. HeHe.  Just watch him try to concentrate the next time he has to catch a fly ball with his back to homeplate!  Hey, we do what we have to do.



Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: May 9, 2008 2:23 pm

Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

3)  I won't tell you if it's natural or not.  Only my wife knows for sure. He he.



Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: May 9, 2008 2:28 pm

Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

4)  Congrats on winning the game, but umm, the next time you order me a jersey you're the triple X and I'm only a medium.  Okay?  Even over my suit I've got enough room in this thing for two of me.



Reputation: 99
Level: Superstar
Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: May 9, 2008 2:31 pm

Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

#1- Onlookers were extremely pleased when this heavyweight came in a few ounces over the limit....something had to come off!

#2- Opposing teams have recently voiced concerns that somehow, signs are getting stolen at Camden Yards but to date, no one can see any obvious evidence since some very high t